Act 1, Scene 1
Act 1, Scene 2
Act 2, Scene 1
Act 2, Scene 2
Opening night: 18 August 2013
4 minutes 32 seconds
Fran: How would you describe me.
Fran: Now what does THAT mean?
Ned: A, you're adorable, B, you're beautiful, C, you're cute, D, you're delectable, E, you're effervescent, F, you're fantastic, G, you're gorgous, H, you're HOT!
Fran: What about I J K ?
Ned: I'm Just Kidding.
Fran: Are you still chasing women?
Ned: Yeah, but only downhill.
Fran: Ned, do you believe the Bible story about Jonah being swallowed by a whale?
Ned: I find it hard to believe -- a whole man would be hard to swallow.
Fran: Well, when I get to heaven, I'll ask him about that.
Ned: But what if Jonah didn't go to heaven?
Fran: Then YOU ask him!
Ned: What would do if an ugly man kissed you?
Fran: Try it and let's see!
Ned: I did you a favor today. I saw someone trying to steal your Mercedes in the parking lot.
Fran: OH NO. You tried to stop him, didn't you?
Ned: I did better than that, I got the license plate number.
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